I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Marla Singer

[looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Ed Exley: Bud hates himself for what he did.
Lynn Bracken: I know how he feels.

Ray Fremick: Do you go by another name?
Plato: They call me Plato.
Crawford Family Maid: He was a Greek philosopher. They
[Plato turns away]
Crawford Family Maid: You talk nice to the man, John, he's going to help you.
Plato: Nobody can help me.

Farmer #1: [sees Jack] Say... that the piss ant that used to ride the bulls?
Farmer #2: Used to try.

Carol Connelly: You're going to die soon with that diet. You know that, right?
Melvin Udall: Oh, we're all going to die soon. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will.

I'm in a street fight, and I'm not going to lose.

Howard Hughes

You're right, it's not enough. But it's close!

Johnny Hooker

Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean happy and handsome?

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Senator Kelly: What are you going to do?
Magneto: Let's just say God works too slow.

Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

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