Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Patrick Bateman

Larry: You shouldn't smoke.
Alice: Fuck off.
Larry: I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that.

If you don't have my money, then you are mine.

Teddy KGB

Tyler Sims: So, what did the Provost want?
Caleb Danvers: Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.
Reid Garwin: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue Parry: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

Danny Vinyard: [referring to Dr. Sweeney] He's one of those proud to be nigger guys, I hate those guys.
Cameron: Now wait a minute Danny, he's not proud, no he's a manipulative self-righteous Uncle Tom whose trying to make you feel guilty about writing about Adolf Hitler.

Kelly Frears: You said you'd be right back.
Chuck Noland: I'm so sorry.
Kelly Frears: Me too.

Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict

I hate your rotten guts!

Carter Chambers

Captain Jason Dahl: Two planes have crashed into the World Trade Center? We just flew out of Newark and the weather was beautiful!
First Officer LeRoy Homer: Must have been student pilots.

C'mon, Jack, what do you think the Crusades were? A Pope's publicity stunt?


When you love somebody, you don't leave them behind.

Katniss Everdeen

Westray: Well, I'm perfectly willing to believe you had nothing to do with this but I'm not the party you have to convince.
Counselor: Convince of what, for Christ sake?
Westray: That this is some sort of coincidence. Because they don't really believe in coincidences. They've heard of them. They've just never seen one.

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