David Shaw: Excuse me sir, can you spare 400 grand?
Steven: I don't see why not.

It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.

Ana Pascal

Is she dead or alive?

Doug Carlin

Chris Kyle: I’ve got a woman and a kid 200 yards out, moving towards the convoy. Her arms aren’t swinging. She’s carrying something. Yeah, she’s got a grenade. She’s got an RKG, Russian grenade, she’s handing to the kid.
Command: You say a woman and a kid?
Chris Kyle: You got eyes on this? Can you confirm?
Command: Negative, your call
Winston: They fry you if you’re wrong.

John Smith: [angry that Benjamin had blown their cover] You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn!
Benjamin: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the day of don't marry the enemy.

Farhad: Who's the girl?
Nicky: Her name is Jess. She's our intern.
Farhad: You hitting that?
Jess: Hi, I'm right here!
Nicky: No, Farhad, I'm not hitting that.
Farhad: You should hit that.
Nicky: Again, I’m right here!

[to Sayuri] Can't you see that I want you for myself? You have ruined me! Before we met I was a disciplined man.


Marcus Aurelius: Won't you accept this great honor that I have offered you?
Maximus: With all my heart, no.
Marcus Aurelius: Maximus, that is why it must be you.

Steve: Did your goblin come back?
Michael: Shut up.
Greg: Well, did he?
Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Tyler: Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it Ty.
Tyler: Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it.

Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.


[discovering what's inside the package] California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't... don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!

William Somerset

Fast fish.


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