If I'm going to make a fake movies, it's going to be a fake hit.

Lester Siegel

[after quizzing the hostages on their fake bios and the one hostage paused] Shoot him, he's an American Spy!

Tony Mendez

Bad news, bad news. Even when it's good news, it's bad news. John Wayne in the ground 6 months and this is what is left of America.

Lester Siegel

Tony Mendez: We are responsible for these people.
Jack O'Donnell: What we are is required to follow orders.

Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
Tony Mendez: A great American what?
Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.

This is the best bad plan we have, sir.

Tony Mendez

We're gonna need a script.

Lester Siegel

Can I come in?

Tony Mendez

Tony Mendez: You really know Warren Beatty?
Lester Siegel: Yes, I do. I took a leak next to him at a Golden Globes party once.

The president's shitting bricks so high he can build the pyramids himself.

Jack O'Donnell

I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe, and that makes it right.

Hushpuppy

When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces.

Hushpuppy

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