June Carter: Y'all can't walk no line!

Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

I think he's a genius. Like when I was your age, and I'd have a rage seizure, he'd put on music to lower my blood pressure. Nat King Cole. "Stardust." Revolutionary sort of stuff, you know? Worked everytime. If he hadn't adopted me... shit, I don't know what I would've done.

Neil Bookman

Frankie Ballenbacher: "Have got it under control."
Susan Hartunian: Have got it under control.

For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.

President Andrew Shepherd

Sweep the gutters before the taste police arrive.


Bartender: The bar's closed.
Aileen: Then do you think you could pull that stick out of your ass? Hm? Now that "the bar's closed."

I care very much about aviation.

Howard Hughes

Pogue Parry: What is it?
Caleb Danvers: It's Kate, Chase put a spell on her... creation... spiders.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw: You may speak freely.
Sgt. Mulcahy: The boy is a friend of yours, is he?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Yes, we grew up together.
Sgt. Mulcahy: Let him grow up some more.

Liberius: [looking at the bodies of slain White soldiers, whom he was found to be teenagers] St. Michael's Military School?
Liberius: You old bastard!

Our justice must be swift and merciless.

Captain Dudley Smith

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