According to Hope, Froyd died of kitty Lukemia. According to me Froyd died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water

Augusten Burroughs

You'd better call the rice paddy.

Bruce Willis

[to Chiyo] Do you like sweet plum or cherry?


Josephine: Oh, so this is a tall tale?
Senior Ed Bloom: Well, it's not a short one.

Rayette: I'm not.
Bobby: You're just gonna sit here?
Rayette: Yes.
Bobby: Okay. I hope no one hits on you.
Rayette: I hope they do.

Nelson Mandela: How long before the World Cup?
Jim Fleming: Don't get your hopes up. We're a damn disgrace!

You're invisible and you'd choose Space Camp?

Harold Crick

He's on a night train to the big adios.

Sid Hudgens

[speaking to Lara of Pasha] He's a very fine young man. That's obvious.


Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk: Hello? Exactly.

Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit card?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one.

Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Wonka] Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: [freaked out] Oh. I don't care.
Violet Beauregarde: Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end.
Willy Wonka: Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key.

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