Michael: What kind of beer would you like?
Linda: What? I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
Michael: I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Linda: Okay.
Michael: It's a good beer, it's the best around.

You got the wrong guy, ace!

Nick

I feel a lot of distance, and I feel far away.

Michael

Hey, Stosh. I said no.

Michael

In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito

The fuck is that?

Henry Hill

Spider: [hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
Conway: [stunned silence] Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Spider, here. This is for you.
Jimmy Conway: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.

[points] By the way, I took care of that thing for ya

Pete the Killer

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Tommy DeVito

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

Tommy DeVito

[narrating] And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners.

Henry Hill

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.

Henry Hill

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