That son of a bitch was always picking on me.

Lenny Savage

Kaffee: You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW.
Galloway: You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.

Girlie, tough ain't enough.

Frankie Dunn

King Henry VIII: Will you give yourself to me now?
Anne Boleyn: Make me your Queen...

Derek, what are you trying to prove?


Were you rushing or were you dragging? If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will gut you like a pig. Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people? You are a worthless pansy-ass who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drumset like a nine year old girl!

Terence Fletcher

Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.


Longshanks: Scottish rebels have routed one of my garrisons and murdered the noble lord.
Prince Edward: I heard. This Wallace is a brigand, nothing more.
Longshanks: And how would you deal with this 'brigand?'
Prince Edward: Like any common thief. Have the local magistrate arrest him and punish him accordingly.

Lewis Rothschild: Who're we calling, sir?
President Andrew Shepherd: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, Lewis. I'll be with you in a second.

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo Harris

If it were true that children emulate their teachers, we'd have a lot more nuns running around.

Harvey Milk

[to Tibby] Why are you giving me this hypocritical lecture? When you're the one who walks around saying screw the world because that's easier than having to feel something!


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