Favorite Drama Quotes
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.Julius Benedict
Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?Craig Schwartz
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!Craig Schwartz
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.Charlie
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.Dr. Lester
Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.Maxine
Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.Maxine
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.Dr. Lester
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?Maxine
Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!Charlie
I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.Lotte Schwartz