Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Juan Obregón: [hands her a mirror with cocaine on it] You first.
Helena Ayala: I'm six months pregnant, I won't do it.
Juan Obregón: Then we don't have a deal.
Helena Ayala: Yeah, right, we don't have a deal. I'm sorry to have wasted your time Mr. Obregón...
Juan Obregón: Okay. Okay, okay. [sniffs cocaine] That's good coke.
Helena Ayala: It should be... it's yours.

If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.

Mr. Earl Brooks

I wanna live again!

George Bailey

I think I know what you mean, Travis.

Senator Charles Palantine

Alex: Why did you take off?
B. Rabbit: I don't live here.
Alex: So? Why did you take off?

You're a reporter, eh? Well piss off!

Danny Archer

Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Kathryn: Thank you.
Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus.
Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak.

Newman: I can't hear anything, my ear is... I can't believe you did that.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: You think I should have bargained with that guy?
Newman: Yeah I do. You could've missed. You could've killed me.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: How bad is that ear?
Newman: I'm gonna have permanent hearing damage.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [whispers] Can you hear what I'm saying now?
Newman: Yeah.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I... don't... bargain.

No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.


Rusty Sabich: Sandy, How did you know what was behind Larren's fear of the B File?
Sandy Stern: Ahh, you question the judge's integrity?
Rusty Sabich: With good reason, wouldn't you say? You knew that file didn't have a damn thing to do with my case and yet you let Larren know you'd drag it in at any opportunity. That it would come out he was taking bribes. You blackmailed him, Sandy.
Sandy Stern: We speak now, tonight, and then these things are never spoken of again, agreed? Larren's divorce left him in a state of disorder. He was drinking much too heavily and he fell into a relationship with a beautiful, but uh, self-serving woman. The truth is, Larren's behavior became so bad that he wanted to resign from the bench. Raymond Horgan talked him out of it.
Rusty Sabich: Raymond knew he was taking bribes?
Sandy Stern: Larren told him. Raymond cleaned up the North side and he also rescued a distinguished mind and career that does honor to the bench. I believe Larren today did what he thought was just. You tell me, Rusty. Was justice done?

Big Dave: Listen, I ain't saying a fucking word. I already talked to the fucking cops.
Patrick Kenzie: All right. Dave, right?
Big Dave: Big Dave.
Patrick Kenzie: Big Dave. All right. I'm Medium Patrick. Nice to meet you.
Big Dave: You're a little fucking light in the ass to be talking shit, ain't ya?

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