Favorite Drama Quotes
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.Dr. Lester
Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.Maxine
Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.Maxine
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.Dr. Lester
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?Maxine
Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!Charlie
You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues.Craig Schwartz
I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.Lotte Schwartz
There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying.Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich)
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
The dead know only one thingPrivate Joker
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.