Favorite Drama Quotes
Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?
Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!
Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!
Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.
Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.
Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.Julius Benedict
Female Neighbor: Excuse me? Excuse me. Never sleep with that man, never loan him money, and never believe a word he tells you. That's free advice.
Vincent Benedict: Morning, Agnes.
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?Craig Schwartz
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!Craig Schwartz
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.Charlie
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.Dr. Lester