Erin Gruwell: Does anyone know Homer's the Odyssey?
Andre: I know Homer the Simpson.

Deena Jones: You got the same wig I got?
Effie Melody White: Yeah.
Deena Jones: You got same the same dress I got?
Effie Melody White: Yeah.
Deena Jones: Then shut up!

What if my problem wasn't that I don't understand people but that I don't like them? What if I was the kind of person who was obliged to hurt you for this? I mean physically. I think you'd have to believe afterward, if you could, that agreeing to participate and then backing out at the critical moment was a mistake. Because that's what I'm telling you, as clearly as I can.

Lou Bloom

Have you been selling big guns to bad people?

Jane Smith

Eowyn: My Lord! Aragorn! I am to be sent with the women into the caves.
Aragorn: That is an honorable charge.
Eowyn: To mind the children, to find food and bedding when the men return. What renown is there in that?
Aragorn: My Lady, there may come a time for valor without renown. Who then will your people look to in the last defense?
Eowyn: Let me stand at your side.
Aragorn: I cannot command it.

[on the slopes of Mount Doom] Then let us be rid of it... once and for all... C'mon Mr. Frodo... I can't carry for you... but I can carry you! C'mon!

Sam

Am I supposed to come up with the questions, too?

Minny Jackson

Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.

Jack Twist

I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.

Roy Hobbs

You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!

Zimmer

[upon viewing the sacred tree for the first time] I should take some samples.

Dr. Grace Augustine

Don't rub, blot it! You blot that shit!

Frank Lucas

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