Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.

Ron Woodroof

Watch what you eat and who you eat.

Ron Woodroof

Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson?
Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North By Northwest?

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

He was my friend too!

Dr. Eve Saks

[on boyfriend] Isn't he cute?

Rayon

Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, NOT because of my height and race!
Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black!
Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?

HEY! What'cha doing? We're just here to buy a little dinner! You don't have to punch everything!

Lightning

[looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Dante Slate, Jr.: I can get you a part in Hangover 4!
Evander Holyfield: I'm listening.
Mike Tyson: You sonofabitch!
Dante Slate, Jr.: Wait, WAIT, WAIT!
Evander Holyfield: Grab your ears!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [wallops Sharp] No you're not!
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is not the behavior of old men!

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