Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.

Ron Woodroof

You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.

Rayon

I like your style, doc.

Ron Woodroof

Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.

Ron Woodroof

Watch what you eat and who you eat.

Ron Woodroof

Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson?
Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North By Northwest?

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

He was my friend too!

Dr. Eve Saks

[on boyfriend] Isn't he cute?

Rayon

Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect!
Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, NOT because of my height and race!
Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black!
Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?

HEY! What'cha doing? We're just here to buy a little dinner! You don't have to punch everything!

Lightning

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