Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out...
Dante Slate, Jr.: This is some white people shit...

[to Kid] Isn't anybody in here going to rape this guy?

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.

Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.

Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.

I think we depressed the shit out of these pigeons...

Sally Rose

Did you just fart?

B.J.

[to Frankie] You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hate you too.

Men are attracted to flawed women too of course, but their illusion is that they can fix them. They just want to be entertained. The truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them.

Reiner

Reiner: Are you really that cold?
Malkina: The truth has no temperature.

To partake of the stone's endless destiny, is that not the meaning of adornment? To enhance the beauty of the beloved is to acknowledge both her frailty and the nobility of that frailty. At our noblest, we announce to the darkness that we will not be diminished by the brevity of our lives.

Diamond Dealer

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