Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.

Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.

I think we depressed the shit out of these pigeons...

Sally Rose

Did you just fart?

B.J.

[to Frankie] You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I hate you too.

Men are attracted to flawed women too of course, but their illusion is that they can fix them. They just want to be entertained. The truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them.

Reiner

Reiner: Are you really that cold?
Malkina: The truth has no temperature.

Westray: Well, I'm perfectly willing to believe you had nothing to do with this but I'm not the party you have to convince.
Counselor: Convince of what, for Christ sake?
Westray: That this is some sort of coincidence. Because they don't really believe in coincidences. They've heard of them. They've just never seen one.

Counselor: I want her to have something that she would not be uncomfortable wearing. I don't want to give her a diamond so big she'd be afraid to wear it.
Diamond Dealer: She is probably more courageous than you imagine.

Those guys aren't cops. Those guys are cartel.

Wireman

I'm famished.

Malkina

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