Now, whose the bitch!


If she was here I'd probably be just as crazy now as I was then in about 5 minutes. Ain't that ridiculous?... Naw, it ain't really. 'Cause being crazy about a woman like her is always the right thing to do. Being an old decrepit bag of bones, that's what's ridiculous. Gettin' old.

Sam the Lion

Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

[Discussing her nail polish with Dolly Polito] There's something, the topcoat. It's like, perfumey, but there's also something, rotten. And I know that sounds crazy, but I can't get enough of it.

Rosalyn Rosenfeld

Doyle Lonnegan: Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?
Johnny Hooker: He cheats.

My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While, everyone else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone.

Benjamin Button


Krakow registrar
  • Permalink: Name?
  • Rating: Unrated

Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

June Carter: You are not allowed to speak to me. After that stunt you pulled on the bus, the only place you are allowed to speak to me is on stage. Do you understand?
Johnny Cash: What'd I do?
June Carter: Gee, I don't know. Why don't you ask your big, fat shadow?

Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one

What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

This is the best bad plan we have... by far, sir.

Jack O'Donnell

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