Hope: You know Natalie, youre so oral, you'll never get to anal
Natalie: And youll never get a dick in your dried up cunt, you old maid!

Bailey: You know, I read that when Bill Gates was younger, he ran a lemonade stand.
Tibby: No, you don't know that.
Bailey: Yeah I do, I read it in a magazine.
Tibby: No, where did you read that?
Bailey: ...In a magazine.

William: For that I say my rosary to her and no-one else.
Wat: William, that's blasphemous.

[to Francisco Flores] They say in Latin, "In vino veritas." Wine tells the truth. Use this to write down the addresses of those bastards who killed my captains. And not where they were last week, but where they are now, where they are this minute, and better yet, where they are going to be tomorrow. You know where they are going to be tomorrow, right?

General Salazar

Alice: Who was your last boyfriend?
Anna: My husband.
Alice: Was he English?
Anna: Very.

Malcolm Crowe: Vincent Gray. I do remember you. Quiet, very smart, compassionate. Unusually compassionate.
Vincent Gray: You forgot cursed.

I'll be a fighter. I was born to be a fighter.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.

Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Into space?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Not into space... into the space between spaces.

Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Caleb Danvers: Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology.

[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

John Smith

Where the fuck you been?


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