As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.

Miriam

Theodore Faron: Who's the father?
Kee: There's no father. I'm a virgin. Nah! Be great, though, wouldn't it?

Pull my finger!

Jasper

Theodore Faron: Julian? I haven't seen you in twenty years. You look good. The picture the police have of you doesn't do you justice.
Julian Taylor: What do the police know about justice?

You hear that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeee'? That's your ear cells dying. You'll never be able to hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while you can.

Julian Taylor

Jasper: What did you do for your birthday?
Theodore Faron: Nothing.
Jasper: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Theodore Faron: Nope. Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.
Jasper: That's called a hangover, Amigo.

The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.

TV Reporter

You're a fascist pig!

Theodore Faron

Kee: What the f-ck you staring at?
Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.

[about Kee's name choice for her unborn child] This is the first baby born in 20 years and you want to name it Froley?

Theodore Faron

Julian Taylor: You're smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it's not working.

I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.

Jerry Maguire

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