You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick

Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.

Karen Eiffel

Karen Eiffel: [narrating] And so he did what countless punk-rock songs had told him to do so many times before: he lived his life.

It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.

Ana Pascal

I don't need a nicotine patch, I smoke cigarettes.

Karen Eiffel

Harold Crick: So, you are a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?
Ana Pascal: No. I'm just late.

Apology accepted. But only because you stammered.

Ana Pascal

Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

Karen Eiffel

I may already be dead, just not typed.

Harold Crick

You're invisible and you'd choose Space Camp?

Harold Crick

Ana Pascal: Did you like the cookies?
Harold Crick: Yes. Thank you for forcing me to eat them.

Let me ask you this. On a scale of one to ten, what are the chances that you'll be assassinated - one being highly unlikely, ten being you're expecting it around every corner?

Dr. Jules Hilbert

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