Probably burned truck loads of your stuff before. Can't remember to forget you.

Leonard Shelby

I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.


Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.

I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Marla Singer

[looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

Ellie Arroway: Occam's razor. You ever heard of it?
Palmer Joss: Hack-em's Razor. Sounds like some slasher movie.

Honestly, don't you two read?


The fuck is that?

Henry Hill

Adrian: Is this you?
Rocky: Yeah, that's me when I was eight years old, that's the Italian Stallion when he was a baby.

You sad, sad freak. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and you won't remember. We'll still be best friends. Or maybe even lovers.


So you lost your job? I've lost 20 since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.


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