Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!

Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!

Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.

Dorothy

Ray: What's wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.

Marcee Tidwell

[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

Rod Tidwell: Thanks for coming.
Jerry Maguire: I missed ya. What can I say? You're all I've got.

Jerry Maguire: I started talking to Dennis Wilburn about your re-negotiation this morning.
Rod Tidwell: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smell all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... quan, and you are talking.

You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!

Harold Crick

Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.

Karen Eiffel

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