Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.

Leonard, I believe I may have a first sentence.

Virginia Woolf

Swear I didn't know we were gonna get into this again... Hell, yes I did; red-lined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough.

Jack Twist

Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

William Parrish

Kenyon Stone: Coach thinks I can play basketball and still get into college.
Kyra: So what are you saying? You want out?

Its not true is it? I mean about not being allowed to fight. The men are living for that day. I know I am.

Cpl. Thomas Searles

Beth McIntyre: Good luck in Japan.
Rob Hawkins: [to Beth's date] Good luck tonight, Travis.

Ratso Rizzo: You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
Joe Buck: Well, I can't say all that.
Ratso Rizzo: Rico, then.

[to Genevieve] Chicken fry me a steak and try to use meat this time!

Sam the Lion

Head Illinois State Trooper: I don't want to tell you how to do your job...
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [on his police radio] Put the helicopter on the bridge!
Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.


Rocky: I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come!
Mickey: Ya don't wanna know!
Rocky: I wanna know how come!
Mickey: Ya wanna know?
Mickey: OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!
Rocky: It's a living.

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