You wanna' know what this is all about? You can say this about drugs or guns or bad decisions, what ever you like. But this whole thing is about parenting. And taking care of your children.

Sonny Truelove

I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.

Jake Mazursky

Dance, bitch!

Frankie Ballenbacher

My son was murdered over $,1200.

Olivia Mazursky

Am I the only fucking person who thinks this is fucking wrong?

Susan Hartunian

I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!

Jake Mazursky

[returning Zack home drunk] Hey, you wanted him, you got him!

Jake Mazursky

Wacky Zacky.

Wanda Haynes

First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears.

Frankie Ballenbacher

Frankie Ballenbacher: "Have got it under control."
Susan Hartunian: Have got it under control.

They think we're Arab. When did Persian become Arab?

Shereen

Rick: Why do these guys have to be black? No matter how we spin this thing, I'm either gonna lose the black vote or I'm gonna lose the law and order vote!
Karen: You know, I think you're worrying too much. You have a lot of support in the black community.
Rick: All right. if we can't duck this thing, we're gonna have to neutralize it. What we need is a picture of me pinning a medal on a black man. The firefighter - the one that saved the camp or something - Northridge... what's his name?
Bruce: He's Iraqi.
Rick: He's Iraqi? He looks black.
Bruce: He's dark-skinned, sir, but he's Iraqi, his name's Saddam Hassif.
Rick: His name's Saddam? Oh, that's great, Bruce. Yeah, I'm gonna pin a medal on an Iraqi named Saddam. Give yourself a raise, won't you?

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