Favorite Drama Quotes
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Teddy KGB
It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Mike McDermott
It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you?
Mike McDermott
Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!
Worm
The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Mike McDermott
In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.
Mike McDermott
In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.
Teddy KGB
I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.
Worm
Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.
Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!
Teddy KGB
Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!
Let's start the hurley.
Mike McDermott
