The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.

Mike McDermott

Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.

Mike McDermott

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.

Worm

Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother.

Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Teddy KGB

Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!

Let's start the hurley.

Mike McDermott

Ororo Munroe: Logan, we work as a team!
Logan: Yeah, good luck with that

Eric Lensherr: I'm...
Logan: One of them?

Logan: [while he and Beast are fighting off Magneto's forces] I thought you were a diplomat.
Dr. Hank McCoy: Churchill said that there comes a time when every man must...
[pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another]
Dr. Hank McCoy: Oh, you get the point!

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