[on Tully] A little bit of a cunt.

Danny

I wish you wouldn't bring tradespeople into the house. They carry dust.

Helen Potter

Hi! Are you a fairy?

Ofelia

Doctor: What makes you so sure the baby is a male?
Capitán Vidal: Don't fuck with me.

Mayor: Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?
Capitán Vidal: No. I had no idea.
Mayor: In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.
Capitán Vidal: An excellent soldier.
Mayor: The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.
Capitán Vidal: Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

Mercedes: I'm a coward.
Serrano: I'm a coward.
Mercedes: Yes, I am. A coward - for living next to that son of a bitch, doing his laundry, making his bed, feeding him... What if the doctor's right and we can't win?
Serrano: At least we'll make things harder for that bastard.

Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.

Anne Marie

These waves are for the big boys.

Eden

Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me.

Anne Marie

Drew: You really think you can surf it for real out there?
Anne Marie: Well, Drew, I dated you, I guess I can do anything.

Penny: You're going to surf in that?
Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na.
Penny: Your what?

There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!

Eden

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