I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


Senator, you have mistaken me for the kind of woman who drapes herself across your lap in Rome.


Sweeney Todd: [sung to his razor] There there, my friend... /Come, let me hold you...
Mrs. Lovett: [sung] I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd... /If you only knew, Mr Todd...

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?


You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

O-Ren Ishii

I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

Paul Edgecomb

Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, foul, and infantile...

I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

That's where the fish are!

Captain Billy Tyne

Charlotte: 25 years. That's, uh, well it's impressive.
Bob: Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 and change. You know, you're just a teenager at marriage. You can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.

Pete Conrad: Jim, you think it's too late for him to abort?
Jim Lovell: No, he still has time to get outta there, he just needs someone to wave him off.

David: No. Tell me now.
Sofía: I'll tell you later.
David: If something's wrong please tell me now.

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