What kind of grown-ass man calls himself "Puffy?"

Voletta Wallace

Dan: Why did you fuck him?
Alice: I wanted to.
Dan: Why?
Alice: I desired him.
Dan: Why?
Alice: You weren't there!
Dan: Why him?
Alice: He asked me nicely.
Dan: You're a liar.
Alice: So?
Dan: Who are you?
Alice: I'm no one!
[Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. Come on, hit me, you fucker!

[whispering in Joe's ear] As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?

Salesman

If ANYONE sees Johnny Truelove... tell him that Jake Mazursky was looking for him. Thank you.

Jake Mazursky

My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...

David

No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.

Dan Devine

To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

Alonzo Harris

Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in.

Boobie Miles

You said we're a team. One person struggles, we all struggle. One person triumphs, we all triumph.

Jason Lyle

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Private Joker

Ah, get me Long Beach 4-5620. please

Michael

Lionel Logue: Do you know the "f" word?
King George VI: Ffff... fornication?

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