As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

A good fight is never clean.

Larry

Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.

Larry

Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.

Larry

Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.

Larry: I want you to tell me your name. Please.
[throws down money]
Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
Larry: Your real name.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name is Jane.
Larry: Careful.
[throws down more money]
Alice: Thank you. Still Jane.
Larry: I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice.
[throws down all his money]
Alice: I promise.
[picks up some of the money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name... is plain... Jane Jones.

Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.

Alice: Who was your last boyfriend?
Anna: My husband.
Alice: Was he English?
Anna: Very.

Anna: I don't kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.

[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.

Larry

Dan: What were you doing in New York?
Alice: You know...
Dan: Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?
Alice: Stripping. Look at your little eyes...
Dan: I can't see my little eyes.

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