Favorite Drama Quotes
Dan: Do you have any children?
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.
Anna: I don't want trouble.
Dan: I'm not trouble.
Anna: You're taken.
Dan: I've got to see you.
Dan: You... KISSED me!
Anna: What are you - TWELVE?
Larry: You shouldn't smoke.
Alice: Fuck off.
Larry: I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that.
Dan: I hate that I'm hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?
Some of these people make me sick. But a law's been broken here. You do remember the law, don't you?Joe Miller
Librarian: Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
Andrew Beckett: No. Would it make you more comfortable?
[in court, to witness] Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you gay, sir?Joe Miller
Andrew Beckett: That's their story. Wanna hear mine?
Joe Miller: How many lawyers did you go to before me?
Andrew Beckett: Nine.
Joe Miller: Go on.
The HIV virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood, semen, and vaginal secretions.Dr. Armbruster
Forget everything you've seen on television and in the movies.Joe Miller
We're standing here in Philadelphia, the, uh, city of brotherly love, the birthplace of freedom, where the, uh, founding fathers authored the Declaration of Independence, and I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.Joe Miller
Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Joe Miller: I don't know.
Andrew Beckett: A good start.