Larry: I used to come here when it was a punk club. The stage was... Everything is a version of something else. Twenty years ago. How old were you?
Alice: Four.
Larry: Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies.
Alice: My nappies were flared.

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

I think you owe me for deceiving me so exquisitely.

Larry

But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

A good fight is never clean.

Larry

Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.

Larry

Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.

Larry

Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.

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