Favorite Drama Quotes
Anna: I don't kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.
[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.Larry
Dan: What were you doing in New York?
Alice: You know...
Dan: Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?
Alice: Stripping. Look at your little eyes...
Dan: I can't see my little eyes.
Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth.
Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me.
Dan: At six, we stand round the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves...
Alice: Such as?
Dan: "He was a convivial fellow" ... meaning he was an alcoholic. "He valued his privacy" ... gay. "He enjoyed his privacy" ... raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was... disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is.
Alice: So you're Anna's boyfriend.
Larry: A princess can kiss a toad.
Larry: Toad. Frog. Lobster. They're all the same.
Alice: I'm not a whore.
Larry: I wouldn't pay.
Dan: So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that?
Dan: Failed novelist, please.
Larry: There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus, what's her real name?
Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.Anna
You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.Larry
Larry: Is he a good fuck?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Larry: Better than me?
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me!
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Larry: Why would that be?