Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella. Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Alex: Why did you take off?
B. Rabbit: I don't live here.
Alex: So? Why did you take off?

You ain't the future o' shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.

B. Rabbit

This guy don't wanna win no battle he's shook 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

B. Rabbit

Jimmy Smith Jr: Yo man, lets get the fuck outta here, I need some privacy man.
Cheddar Bob: Can I come?

Manny: What was all that about, Smith?
Jimmy Smith Jr: It wasn't my fault, I... It won't happen again.
Manny: Good. Don't be bringing that shit up here. Now get back to work.

[rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Alex: Are you asking me out on a date?
B. Rabbit: Yes, I am. I'd like to take you somewhere sometime.
Alex: Take me somewhere now.

You know everyone's saying you're a loser.

Janeane

BLAH-BA DE-BLOOM-BLAH BLOOM BLAH BA-DE BLOOM-BLAH! I ain't hear a word you said; HIP-A-DE-HOOPLAAAH!

Jimmy Smith Jr

Bob: What are you doing?
Charlotte: My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along.
Bob: What do you do?
Charlotte: I'm not sure yet, actually.

Kelly: John, John. You are my favorite photographer.
John: Ohhh...
Kelly: No. You are. I only want you to shoot me. It's true.
[both laugh]
Kelly: Oh my God, I have the worst B.O. right now, I'm sorry.

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