I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the fuck are ya'll sweatin' me any mothafuckin' way?

Blue

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers

Alonzo Harris

I run shit here! Y'all just live here!

Alonzo Harris

[Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.

Jake Hoyt

Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.

Alonzo

What happened... was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?

Jake

Jake Hoyt: That's street justice.
Alonzo Harris: What's wrong with street justice?
Jake Hoyt: Oh, what, so just let the animals wipe themselves out, right?
Alonzo Harris: God willing. Fuck 'em, and everybody that looks like 'em.

Alonzo Harris: You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt: Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt: Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?

Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Alonzo Harris

Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Alonzo Harris

You got the right to be bitch-slapped.

Smiley

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Alonzo Harris

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