Favorite Drama Quotes
Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.Jack Horner
He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.Jack Horner
We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.Jack Horner
I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.Jack Horner
Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.
Little Bill: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Little Bill's wife: What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?
So, Jack tells me you've got a great big cock.Colonel James
Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.
Dirk: Jack, I was thinking about my name, y'know?
Jack Horner: Yeah?
Dirk: I was wondering if you had any ideas.
Jack Horner: I've got a few, but you tell me
Dirk: Well, my idea was, y'know, I want a name I want it so it can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.
Jack Horner: Tell me.
Dirk: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."
Reed Rothchild: Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.
Rollergirl: Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you... okay? And you say yes, okay? Amber, are you my mom?
Amber Waves: Yes, sweetie.
My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, all right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow.Little Bill