I ain't carryin' no books. Where's the pillows?

Billy Chapel

Jane Aubrey: So, when you're away, I'll live my life and you'll live yours. And none of this stupid bullshit "why didn't you call me?" crap. And "what you do when you're not with me has nothing to do with me" and vice versa. No questions asked, no worrying, no obsessing.
Billy Chapel: That sounded perfect.

[consoling Mickey Hart after an embarrasing play] There's a bunch of cameras out there right now waiting to make a joke of this, Mick. So you can either stop, give them the sound bite, do the dance. Or you can hold your head up and walk by, and the next time we're in Boston, we'll go out there and work the wall together. Don't help them make a joke out of you.

Billy Chapel

Jane Aubrey: You ever gotten your heart broken?
Billy Chapel: Yeah. When we lost the pennant in '87.

Stepan: Where is your boyfriend, why isn't he carving the meat?
Anna: I don't live with Oliver anymore; I'm staying with Mom for a little while.
Helen: And you can stay as long as you want.
Stepan: It's because he is black. They run off; bad blood.
Helen: [Helen and Anna are both taken back] He was a doctor.
Anna: What does that have to do with anything?
Stepan: You shouldn't mix blood, it isn't right. That's why your baby died inside of you.

I want my dog back!

Erica

Most everybody lies. Dead can't.

Detective Mercer

Detective Vitale: He's got a rap sheet as long as my dick.
Detective Mercer: So, he has no priors?

Gross. Who's he gonna shoot next, Donald Trump?

Elevator Man #1

Now, whose the bitch!

Erica

Edie Stall: My husband does not know you. He wouldn't know you, somebody like you.
Carl Fogaty: Oh, he knows Carl Fogarty all right. He knows me intimately. See? This isn't a completely dead eye, it still works a bit. The problem is, the only thing I can see with it is Joey Cusack, and it can see right through him, right through your husband, Edie, see what's inside him, what makes him tick. He's still the same guy, he's still crazy fucking Joey! And you know it, don't you?
Edie Stall: I know that my husband is Tom Stall, that's what I know.
Carl Fogaty: Yeah? Why don't you ask "Tom" about his older brother Ritchie? Ask "Tom" how he tried to rip my eye out with barbed wire, and ask him, Edie, how come he's so good at killing people.

Edie Stall: What is it?
Tom Stall: I remember the moment I knew you were in love with me. I saw it in your eyes. I can still see it.
Edie Stall: 'Course you can, I still love you.
Tom Stall: I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.
Edie Stall: You are the best man I've ever known. There is no luck involved.

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