Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.
Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?
Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.

Mom #1: Eddie?
Eddie: [shouts] Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!
Mom #1: [pause] Never mind.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.


For those of us about to die, we salute you. I die a free man!


I love you, sugar.


Who cares how much effort I put in, if it doesn't produce any results?


When in doubt... fuck.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

Yeah whatever. Whatever the fuck ever.

Alonzo Harris

Jamie: So, would it kill you to try?
Landon: Yup, and I'm too young to die.

And why does he hang out with those retarted gorillas, as you called them, because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a fucking bat to your head, okay? It's called loyalty.


And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

Mae Braddock: I came to pray for Jim.
Father Rorick: So did they.

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