Ronnie Neary: All right, everybody to bed!
Toby Neary: No, wait! Dad said we could watching The Ten Commandments!
Ronnie Neary: Roy, that movie is four hours long.
Roy Neary: I said they could watch the five commandments.

[looking up at the ship flying away] Goodbye...

Barry Guiler

Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Reid Garwin

I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins

Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

Chase Collins

Aaron Abbot: What the hell are you staring at, faggot?
Chase Collins: That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

Pogue Parry

Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...

Caleb Danvers: Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.
Caleb Danvers: Oh what the hell., lose 'em. Cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

Evelyn Danvers: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers: I will you my powers.

[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Reid Garwin

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