Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

Ratso Rizzo

Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.

Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.

Jane Smith

Denny: You know you don't have to do this.
Doug Carlin: What if I already have?

If you think it can't get worse, it can. The killing's not done. The dying's not done.

Wardaddy

Farmer #1: [noting Jack outside] Say... that the piss ant that used to ride the bulls?
Farmer #2: Used to *try*.

I'll tell you what I want you to do, Janet! I want you to do your fucking job!

Frank T.J. Mackey

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

Irving Rosenfeld

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