[holding the ring after Frodo loses it] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.


Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave, it was a dime bag of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Yeah, well, your client thought it was marijuana.
Kaffee: My client's a moron, that's not against the law.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: I got people to answer to just like you do. I'm gonna charge him.
Kaffee: With what, possession of a condiment?

We did it...

Rocky Balboa

Larry: You think because you don't love us, or desire us, or even like us, you think you've won.
Alice: It's not a war.

You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

Tony Montana

Jack: Be the hero of your own life story.
Alex Rover: Don't hand me that line - I wrote that line!

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

Jason Tshabalala: According to the experts, we'll reach the quarter-finals, and no further.
Nelson Mandela: According to the experts, you and I should still be dead.

Just remember, it's your old man that hauled Ben Wade to that station... when nobody else would.

Dan Evans

Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.

Alonzo Harris

Buggin' Out: Yo, Sal, we're gonna boycott your fat pasta ass.
Sal: You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the *balls* to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass. You've got a boycott.

I am mad at my dad. I am MAD at my dad. Why is that so hard for me to see, Tibby? I have no problem being mad at you.


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