He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow.

LaShawn Malone

Pai Mei: Do you believe you are my match?
The Bride: No.
Pai Mei: Are you aware I kill at will?
The Bride: Yes.
Pai Mei: Is it your wish to die?
The Bride: No.
Pai Mei: Then you must be stupid... so stupid.

Grandma says hi. She says she's sorry for taking the bumblebee pendant. She just likes it a lot.

Cole Sear

[reading aloud from the newspaper] Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit.

Walt Kowalski

I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

Sweeney Todd

Bartholomew 'Bump' Bailey: I lost it in the sun.
Pop Fisher: [looks up at cloudy sky] Blinding.

He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.


It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.


[watching a clip of Hitler speaking]
Lilibet: What's he saying?
King George VI: I don't know but... he seems to be saying it rather well.

Meredith Morton: What's so great about you guys?
Sybil Stone: Uh, nothing... it's just that we're all that we've got.

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.


Sebastian: Cecile, you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes.
Cecile Caldwell: I don't think so.

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