God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it.

Billy Chapel

Huh? Did you just- That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!

Ben Grimm

[watching a rugby match] All the whites cheer for South Africa. All the blacks cheer for England.

Nelson Mandela

When you get it wrong you really get it wrong. This woman has devoted her whole life to her people... a job she didn't wan't... the job that killed her father and as far as I can see has done her duty with honour and dignity and now we're all after her blood just beacuse she dis having diffficulty going to the funeral of the woman who threw everything that she offered back in her face and spent the last few years trying to destroy her life.

Tony Blair

Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.

Apollo Creed

Ronald Fleury: Which side do you think Allah's on?
Colonel Faris Al Ghazi: We are about to find out!

Jamie: People can see.
Landon: And that would ruin your reputation how?

Adhemar: And you are?
William: Well, I am, um.
Adhemar: You've forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?
William: Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland.
Adhemar: Well, I'd forget as well, what a mouthful.

Arwen: Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
Arwen: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.

I can't hate him!

Edie Sedgwick

Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

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