Shall we stop this bleeding?

Abraham Lincoln

Hallo Nicholas! Welcome to the president's car!

Masanga

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.

Snake Village Owner: We need another python. See what you can do. We have enough Cobras, okay?
John J. Rambo: Fuck off, okay?

Frodo: Sméagol?
Sam: We're not going to wait for you. Come on.
Smeagol: Master. Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
Gollum: Master broke his promise.

This is abandon! Nothing less, nothing more! I hate you all.

Tibby

Sybil Stone: He's gonna ask me for that ring...
Susannah Stone: Mom, *enough* about the ring.

Richie DiMaso: You got any other questions?
Paco Hernandez: Yeah, I think the name of this operation is offensive. This whole thing is racist. What, Abscam? "Arab-scam"? It's racist!
Irving Rosenfeld: Are you fucking kidding? What do you care? You're Mexican.

There are no f*cking demi-gods!

Father Horvak

Good morning, eager young minds.

Nash

[seeing his "sail" fall over] This could work! This could work...

Chuck Noland

Billie Frechette: What do you want?
John Dillinger: Everything. Right now.

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