There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!

Eden

[reading aloud from Issac's wife's memoir] "He was given to fits of rage, Jewish liberal paranoia, male chauvinism, self-righteous misanthropy, and nihilistic moods of despair. He had complaints about life but never any solutions. He longed to be an artist but balked at the necessary sacrifices. In his most private moments, he spoke of his fear of death, which he elevated to tragic heights when in fact it was mere narcissism."

Mary Wilke

Customs Officer: Welcome back, Miss Jones.
Alice: Thank you.

[his feet in a bucket] I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!

Dante Slate, Jr.

[speaking to Lara of Pasha] He's a very fine young man. That's obvious.

Komarovski

Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.

Ellis Loew

Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in.

Boobie Miles

Nephew: I don't wanna play baseball no more.
Huey Lucas: Frank, we got a problem.
Frank Lucas: [looks at his brother, then his nephew] Well, what do you want?
Nephew: I want what you got Uncle Frank. I wanna be you.

Princess Isabelle: I've come to beg for the life of William Wallace.
Prince Edward: [scoffs] You're quite taken with him, aren't you?

David Mills: He's fuckin' with us!
[Mills bends over a desk]
David Mills: See this? This is us!

I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Hellboy

You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

Reuben

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