Angela Hayes: What a freak! And why does he dress like a bible salesman?
Jane Burnham: He's just so confident, it can't be real.
Angela Hayes: I don't believe him. I mean, he didn't even like, look at me once!

[manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief.

Darwin Tremor

That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. That's twice the size of Texas. They may never find us.

Chuck Noland

Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?

Narrator

[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.

Reid Garwin

You cannot find peace by avoiding life, Leonard.

Virginia Woolf

John Smith: [both pointing guns at each other; John drops his] You want it? It's yours.
Jane Smith: Don't! C'mon! C'mon!

Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?
Dr. Bill Michaels: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.

They might as well call it whitejack!

Frank

James Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.

Kaffee: I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain, I don't think Dramamine'll help.
Lt. Weinberg: I've got some oregano, I hear that works pretty good.

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