Frodo: You swore! You swore on the precious! Smeagol promised!
Gollum: Smeagol lied.

The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

Lynn Bracken: You say fuck a lot.
Bud White: You fuck for money.

It's such a grey day.


Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.

[discussing the guest list for Diana's funeral] A chorus line of soap stars and homosexuals.

Prince Philip

We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.

Jack Horner

I'm ashamed that you came out of my body.

Doris Vinyard

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

It's okay, honey. I... I was just talking to the cornfield.

Ray Kinsella

There's nowhere I'd rather be than here with you.

Jane Smith

Clete, you tell him... Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out. Yeah, well, I was fouled...

Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch

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