Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

Peter Parker: I don't know what to do...
Aunt May: I'm sure you'll find it within yourself to do the right thing.

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.

Victor Von Doom: Do really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Susan Storm: No, lets.
Victor Von Doom: Susan... YOU'RE FIRED!

Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.

Ben Grimm

Ben Grimm: I need to borrow your car.
Old Lady with Car #1: The transmission sticks.
Ben Grimm: That's not gonna be a problem.
[hurls the car in the direction of Doom]

Danny: Why do they always paint hallways that color?
Rusty: They say taupe is very soothing.

[after finding out that he's working for Johnny] I cannot take orders from the underwear model.

Ben Grimm

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about the way I look
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm: [walking through a crowd] Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
Ben Grimm: Hey! Mr. Sensitive!
Johnny Storm: [flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]
Ben Grimm: Showoff!

I feel very dirty!

Johnny Storm

Passenger: Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
Jack: You want to walk a little faster through that valley there?

Reuben: Look, we all go way back and, uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it.
Danny: That was our pleasure.
Rusty: I'd never been to Belize.

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