Susan Storm: You were at 4,000 degrees Kelvin! You were approaching Super-Nova!
Johnny Storm: Sweet!
Susan Storm: No, not "sweet"! That's the heat of the sun!
Reed Richards: You could kill yourself, other people, and burn up the atmosphere, ending all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm: Got it. Super-Nova bad.

Susan Storm: [about the machine that could change them back to normal] What are the risks?
Reed Richards: Even the slightest miscalculation could cause our symptoms to increase exponentially... or perhaps even kill us.
Johnny Storm: Now, dying... that's bad, right?

Reed Richards: How many times have I ever asked you to do something that you said you absolutely could not do?
Ben Grimm: Five times.
[walks off]
Reed Richards: I had it at four.
Ben Grimm: [from offscreen] Well, this is number five.

Victor Von Doom: It's time to end this.
Ben Grimm: No, Vic. It's clobbering time.

Victor Von Doom: Isn't it funny the way things turn out?
Reed Richards: Hilarious.

[to Ben] I swear to you... I will do everything in my power until there is not a breath left in me- You're gonna be Ben again.

Reed Richards

Huh? Did you just- That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!

Ben Grimm

Victor Von Doom: Is that the best you can do? A little heat?
Reed Richards: Time for your lesson- Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?

Johnny Storm: Let's think about it, you've got Victor, more money than God, stud of the year, and you've got Reed, the world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss up.
Ben Grimm: Don't trouble your tiny little mind.

Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

Johnny Storm

Rose: I don't know the steps!
Jack: Neither do I! Just go with it!

See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.

Sean

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