Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night.


Bud White: I know it. That prick Exley shot the wrong guys. I... If I could work Homicide like a real detective, I could prove it. But I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy shitless.
Lynn Bracken: You're wrong. You found Patchett, you found me. You're smart enough.

Something has to be done, but nothing too original, because hey, this is Hollywood.

Sid Hudgens

Welcome to Indiana basketball.

Coach Norman Dale

Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.

Yeah, well, we all have our special talents.


Girl on Playground: You are a total prostitute.
Angela Hayes: Hey! That's how things really are. You just don't know 'cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.
Girl on Playground: So are you. You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!
Angela Hayes: Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.

Maddy Bowen: You lost both your parents.
Danny Archer: That's a polite way of putting it, yea. Mum was raped and shot and uh... Dad was decapitated and hung from a hook in the barn. I was nine... boo-hoo right?

Vivian: That would make you a... lawyer.
Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?


Yo, how you doin'?

Rocky Balboa

A Marine in an Avatar body? Gives me the goosebumps!

Col. Quaritch

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